Saturday, January 07, 2006

Luke Warm Siamese Nights

Haven't had time to blog this week. Lost my only source of income when the idiots at ebay suspended me for copying my own photos.
I earn a modest living here by selling my old photos. I am now trying to make ends meet by selling on another auction site ..

Go there and check it out. Even if you aren't a collector of erotic art, it is always fun to look.

Hmmm. Might be nice to put up a photo here but I forget how. Might have the wrong editor come up.

O well. Wish me well. I hope to have blog time again soon

Hot Siamese Nights

Sunday, December 25, 2005

Let Me Entertain You

It never ceases to amaze me how many perverts continue to stay in America where they undergo so much persecution.

Let’s take flashers for instance. These guys, for some reason known only to them and Michelangelo (who did it through his sculptures), like to show off their genitals. I am sure most of you know that you can be arrested in the U.S. for this.

These guys should come to Thailand. Not that public nudity is tolerated, contrary to what many overweight floppy-titted European women on the beaches of Koh Samui might think. It isn’t. But there are places all over Thailand where you can get by with it.

Men’s Toilets. Guys come to Thailand for the first time are often intimidated when they go into one the toilets and notice the presence of a lady attendant hanging out there. For several years I carefully walked over to the urinals, made sure no one was watching and then pulled it out standing tightly between the narrow privacy walls. As the years wore on I became less intimidated by the ubiquitous attendants and was able to relax more.

Then came the day! I had to pee like a young race horse.(too much Singha I guess). I rushed into the men’s room and not seeing anyone proceeded to unzip my pants and whip it out while walking toward the urinals.

To my surprise out of one of the sit-down stalls came the attendant.

She stopped. I stopped. We faced one another. Her cleaning bucket was in her hands. My dick was in my hands.

Then I turned and headed to the nearest urinal to relieve myself.

She was by the door when I left. She looked up and smiled at me. It was the first time I ever saw a smile on one of these elderly matron’s faces.

Being a closet comedian/entertainer I now often repeat the action much to the delight of toilet attendants all over Thailand.

Warning: Do not try this at home!!!

Christmas Day Pattaya

Wow. I was up until 5:30AM writing last night...errr this morning. Unusual for me since I usually am retiring to watching TV until I fall asleep by 10PM or 11PM. Woke up someime before 11AM Christmas morning. Much different than when I was a young boy and up by 5AM or so to open what Santa left. Got my gift from Santa yesterday. Guess it is tradition to open gifts on Christmas Eve for some.

I tore off the packaging and opened her up before 6PM last night. She was plainly gift wrapped, but the old adage is true... great gifts come in small packages...

A very loving pet. Better than any puppy I ever found under the tree back in Ohio. Nice tongue and kissed much less sloppily. Left her at the 'pet store'. Will go visit her there this week...

Had spaghetti for Christmas Dinner. Not very trditional but the big dinners that most Foreign restaurants were offering were twenty dollars or more. Just a small price for me to miss a Turkey Dinner to live here.

One can live in Thailand and enjoy life much if one lives a bit more like the Thais and less like the tourists who visit here.

Might go out tonight to look for another Christmas gift for myself. If so will report tomorrow...

Saturday, December 24, 2005

Christmas Eve Pattaya Nights


It is Christmas Eve in Pattaya and with no one here to celebrate with; I decided to go out and buy myself a Christmas Present. See Photo.

Or at least rent one. Rented this one for a little over an hour for $13.

I love toys for Christmas.

Thursday, December 22, 2005

Cool Pattaya Nights and Trip to Poipet

The local girls and Thai guys are wearing jackets and sweaters now; and not just at night. Which means it is a more comfortable time of year for we guys from 'The West' ..which most of us have to fly East to get home...figure that one out.

There is something very erotic about cool nights. Snuggling under the covers with your favorite ‘Cover Girl’. The air is fresh smelling and a nice breeze from the sea. I love going out on my motorcycle and just cruising.

I recently made a visa run to Poipet Cambodia. An easy trip now that there is a new bus leaving from the staion in Pattaya. Same station here you catch bus to Ekamai or Mor Chit. Just go to the third window and get the VIP bus to Mukdahan. the 0830 bus is seldom full and takes you to Aranya Pathet. You should get there about 1PM.

I went to one of the hotels in town and this time got a fan room. I did not need air this time of year. Actually wish I had a heavier blanket. Got damn cold. The hotel usually cost me tendollars but since I got a fan room this time it was only $5! What a deal. I hate making the tour company trips that cost 2500 baht and you go and come back same day.

There is a bit of action around Poipet. Keep low key. Discretion is the better part of valor.

The bus is 209 baht. My room 200 baht. tuk tuks to and from bus station to border about 70 baht each way. Take a motorbike for 50 baht? Not worth the danger to save 50 cents.

You can make the trip and stay overnight for under 800 baht plus the 1000 baht for visa. Save 700 baht and get to spend the night in Poipet. 4 and a half hours each way? that is over nine hours on the bus in one day. Too much for me to enjoy trip. Rather kill an extra day and stay overnight. Ther are several drug stores (Pharmacies) where you can gt your pain killers if you get headaches like I do, or Valium if you have problem sleeping on the bus, or Kamagra (Viagra generic) if you have otehr problems. Makes the trip worth the extra day stay rather than just a U turn through the gates.

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

December Blogs

MERRY CHRISTMAS
It is still permissible to say this in Thailand